Thursday, January 1, 2009

New Year's Resolutions

Ok. So with the coming of a new year, it is obligatory that we create expectations for ourselves, that historically we do not keep. So, in keeping with the trend, here are my true resolutions.

1) I will learn how to do little girl hair - I refuse to be one of those father's with their child looking like Raggedy Ann, or worse yet, any of the girls that people shake their heads at, all because I cannot do hair. It amazes me how intricate even the simplest styles can be. The pony-tail/ poof takes a certain amount of hand/eye coordination to put that dang band of rubber on and loop in three times...ERGH! Frustration sets in at the mere idea! And then after I wrestle an almost 2 year old, wrangle the hair, make it look presentable, well almost presentable, I put the hat on and voila instant negress. I'm almost tempted to promote boys playing with dolls JUST for this reason.

2) I will cook more at home - In this, dare I say it, recession... I have behaved like a CEO during the "Bush Years". Eating out everyday from Pure T. Laziness is not only going to make us hefty, but also cost this poor teacher in the south (where I'm convinced they still believe in slavery) a fortune. I have the cookbooks, and pots and pans (thanks mom) now its off to the trenches.

Ok, so I only have two. But that is why they are realistic, not only can i accomplish these without having to change the world, but they are necessary, thus promoting my motivation.

Off to the kitchen I go!

Oh, I may have one more resolution. I need to actually write in this here blog, so keep posted. I think, therefore I will...

2 comments:

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Unknown said...

ts funny that both those events...the hair and cooking are linked

they are both bore out of your laziness...too lazy to properly do kylies hair, too lazy to properly cook.

You can braid hair (ive heard the stories of you playin in kerri and kellys hair) and your cooking, while it isnt Top Chef, is certainly adequate...youve seen enough real cooks (HA!) whip up a meal..so dont give me that drivel...